An Apology

To the crew at Layton Chili's:
I'm sorry. I had no idea that tonight would be the night he wanted to learn to use a straw. Thanks for sending the "sweeper" to clean up around our table half-way through the meal. Watch out for the ranch dressing when cleaning up; it’s everwhere.
Sincerely,
A dad who loves his kids, but may just not take them to “dine in” for a while.